Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 8/3/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  J.Vidro 2B          4  1  1  0 .364     M.Mora SS           5  2  3  3 .324  
  T.Long LF           4  1  2  0 .308     T.Helton 1B         2  3  1  0 .380  
  J.Wilson SS         4  1  3  2 .288     D.Mohr RF           5  4  3  3 .280  
  C.Lee DH            4  0  1  0 .249     B.Bonds LF          2  1  2  1 .336  
  L.Ford CF           3  0  1  1 .258     C.Beltran CF        1  0  0  2 .300  
  E.Chavez RF         3  0  1  0 .235     P.Nevin DH          4  0  1  3 .288  
  B.Surhoff 1B        3  0  0  0 .279     E.Chavez 3B         5  2  1  0 .332  
  D.Miller C          4  0  0  0 .214     V.Wilson C          5  0  4  1 .397  
  N.Green 3B          3  0  0  0 .229     T.Walker 2B         5  1  0  0 .294  
A-J.Franco PH         1  0  0  0 .322                                          
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         Totals      33  3  9  3                 Totals      34 13 15 13

A-Pinch Hit For Green In 9th Inning

Proctologists... 1 0 0  0 0 0  0 2 0  -  3  9  1
Trailer Bitches. 1 3 0  0 1 4  0 4    - 13 15  0

Proctologists (41-66)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
J.Contreras LOSS(6-12)    1 2/3   3   4   4   5   1   1  63   4.64
D.Weathers                1 1/3   1   0   0   1   1   0  20  10.86
C.Bradford                5      11   9   9  11   1   1 143  22.28
Totals                    8      15  13  13  17   3   2

Trailer Bitches (68-39)  IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
R.Drese WIN(7-9)          7 2/3   8   3   3   2   1   1 124   4.70
J.Isringhaus              1 1/3   1   0   0   0   0   0  21   2.93
Totals                    9       9   3   3   2   1   1

ATTENDANCE- 45,588 DATE- Wednesday, August 3rd 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 3:31
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 6  Trailer Bitches:15
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 2  Trailer Bitches: 1
ERRORS- B.Surhoff
DOUBLES- J.Wilson(19th), E.Chavez(5th), M.Mora-2(39th), T.Helton(37th),
         D.Mohr(10th), B.Bonds-2(23rd), V.Wilson(5th)
HOME RUNS- J.Wilson(9th), M.Mora(18th), D.Mohr(4th)
SACRIFICE FLIES- C.Beltran
WALKS- L.Ford, E.Chavez, M.Mora, T.Helton-4, D.Mohr, B.Bonds-4, C.Beltran-4,
       P.Nevin-2, E.Chavez
HIT BY PITCH- B.Surhoff
STRIKE OUTS- D.Miller, D.Mohr, P.Nevin, T.Walker
GIDP- D.Miller, E.Chavez, T.Walker
WEB GEMS- Bot 4th: Damian Miller blocked the plate, saving a run!
          Bot 5th: Terrence Long robbed Todd Walker of an extra base hit.

The Chainsaw Proctologists pitching coach might be looking for a new job soon.
His team allowed 13 runs while Ryan Drese(7-9), with relief help from Jason
Isringhausen, surrendered 3 runs to Chainsaw in a laugher.

The Santa Fe fans enjoyed the offense provided by Dustan Mohr.  He doubled in
the 1st inning, smacked a three-run homer (his 4th of the season) in the 2nd
inning and delivered a base-hit in the 6th inning.  For the game Santa Fe
out-hit Chainsaw 15 to 9.  

The losing pitcher was Jose Contreras(6-12).  He surrendered 3 hits and 5
walks in 1 and 2/3 innings.